Mary: Um... do you need a refresher course in swaddling?
Waldron: What do you mean? I can swaddle. I minored in swaddling at Berklee.
Mary: This is the work of a crazy person.
Waldron: I'll swaddle the hell out of that baby.
30 minutes later:
Waldron: Look at that swaddling job, not bad.
Mary: Yes it looks quite good, doesn't it?
Waldron: If I do say so myself.
Mary: That's because I re-did it, you retard.
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